February 9, 2001

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE 17

COMPUTER SERVICES

Alice Paul Direct Mail Service Cleveland

.................. 216-631-8646

Bill & Bob's BBS www.billnbobs.com Set modem to 8-N-1

Dr. Robert Kuhnhenn, Dr. Colette Willins 29325 Health Campus Dr #1, Westlake Midwest Chiropractic, Dr. Monica Wloszek 5500 Ridge Rd., Parma

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MASSOTHERAPY

Integrative Health, Gregg Langjahr L/ATC 1540 Mt. Carmel Drive, Wickliffe

Church of the Redeemer (Methodist),

440-899-4400

Sun 11am, 2420S. Taylor, Clev. Hts.

440-886-6500

440-843-3003

Graphik Factory web/graphic design, color prints

Midwest Chiropractic, Dr. Suzanna Massey 2179 Taylor, Cleveland Hts

Brian Keating 3052 West Blvd, Cleveland

216-371-6200

Steve Skowron

www.graphikfactory.com

216-226-5467

Total Laser Care Cleveland

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216-738-4444

New Hope Alternative Therapy Research▼ 2012 W.25th St. #916, Cleveland Northm Ohio Physicians for Human Rights

24500 Center Ridge #100, Westlake

216-363-5060

216-281-7418

NATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS

932-2065

440-585-3605

Cleveland Meeting, Religious Society of Friends (Quakers) 10906 Magnolia

791-2220

216-671-0663

•Worship Sun 11 am; potluck at noon on last Sunday of month

Community Church of Chesterland

440-899-1300

11984 Caves Rd., Chesterland

440-729-7898

Cove United Methodist Church

521-7424

Sun 10:45 am, 12501 Lake Ave., Lakewood

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COUNSELING

CLEVELAND AREA CODE 216

Access Behavioral Care, Drs. Chernyk, Eden, Ridge &

HOME REPAIRS & IMPROVEMENTS Washington D.C.20009.

AIDS Action Council 1875 Conn. Ave NW #700,

East Shore Unitarian Universalist Church ▼ 10848 Chillicothe Rd., Kirtland.

440-256-3400

202-986-1300

Euclid Ave. Congregational Church, UCC

(440 WHERE NOTED)

Associates

N.Olmsted 440-777-7574

Shaker Hts.216-295-9295 Mentor 440-974-9974

Christopher J. Amato, Ph.D.

24500 Center Ridge #100, Westlake

Marie Bielefeld, Ph.D.

Westgate Plaza, 20325 Center Ridge ............

Center for Prevention of Domestic Violence

D.L. Dunkle & Associates ▼

440-899-1300

440-899-7625

831-5440

229-2100

Bowling Green Gay-Lesbian Info Line

Debra Dunkle, ACSWLISW; Jane Miller, MSSA LSW

Lisa Gilbert, M.D.; Martha Webb, CCDC;

John R. O'Connor, ACSW LISW

12429 Cedar Rd., Suites 21-24 Cleve Hts., 44106

Antone Feo, Ph.D. and Associates

24500 Center Ridge #100, Westlake

440-899-1300

Home Environments, Box 720, Lakewood WindEm Landscaping, Strongsville........ HOTLINES

AIDS Hotline Ohio

TDD:

Spanish

Akron AIDS Hotline, 24 hour

Community AIDS Network.

Mon-Wed-Fri7-10p.m.

Chautauqua County, N.Y. Infoline

North,716-679-3560

Cincinnati Gay & Lesbian Switchboard

Battered Women's Hotline, Cleve, 24 hours Battered Women's Hotline

South, 716-484-8434

216-651-4685 440-846-9849

Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) 150W.26 St#503, New York, N.Y. 10001

9606 Euclid, Cleveland

.791-5200

212-807-1700

First Unitarian Church ▼

800-332-AIDS (332-2437) 800-DEAF-TTY (332-3889)

800-344-7432

330-375-2437 (375-AIDS)

419-352-5242

Gay-Lesbian Parents Coalition Box 50360, Washington, D.C. 20091 Human Rights Campaign 101214th St. NW Wash, D.C.20005. Lambda Legal Defense, Midwest office 11 E Adams # 1008, Chicago 60603 National Center for Lesbian Rights 870 Market, #570 S.F. Cal. 94102 National Gay and Lesbian Task Force 232017th St N.W. Washington, DC 20009, National Organization for Women Washington, D.C.

21600 Shaker Blvd., Shaker Hts.

751-2320

202-583-8029

www.hrc.org

•Sun. 10:30am service "Welcoming Congregation" Committee Free Inquirers of N.E. Ohio (Humanist)

330-869-2025

202-628-4160

312-663-4413

•2nd Wed 7 pm, Indepen'ce Lib, 6361 Selig Bl, www.freeinquirers.org Rev. Renee Goodman, Committment vows................ 440-247-2772 Rev. Mary Grigolia, Commitment vows

221-4949

415-392-6257

Hope Lutheran Church

.371-5252

2222 Taylor Rd. at Northvale, Cleveland Heights

•Sunday worship 8:30 & 11 a.m., Rev. Don King

202-332-6483

House of Prayer, Joyce A. Speegle, pastor.

.382-6694

202-331-0066

513-591-0222 216-391-4357

Servicemembers Legal Defense Network Assists with military ban

•Sun 10 am, Notre Dame Coll., Rm 117, 4545 College Rd, S. Euclid Integrity-Northeast Ohio (Episcopal)

Male, 939-0405 Female,691-9372

202-328-3247

Institute for Sexual Wellness Westlake

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440-899-1300

Jane Miller, MSSA, LSW

5 South Main St., Oberlin

Medina, Summit Counties 24 hrs toll-free Cleveland Lesbian-Gay Hotline

888-395-4357

PASTRIES

• 3rd Sat 5 pm, potluck & prgrm, Christ Ch., 3445 Warmsville, Shkr Hts Interweave (UU, Lesbian-Gay Concerns)

800-457-0345

Evenings216-651-5428

20401 Hilliard, Rocky River.

440-333-2255

John R. O'Connor, ACSW LISW

800-938-9973

24-hour automated info line Tollfree

Chocodreams and Memories

Cleveland

216-651-6452

....... 440-230-0625

Liberation United Church of Christ▼

888-429-8761

Sweet Arts, Customcakes, pastries

13714 Madison Ave., Lakewood 44107

521-5556

5 South Main Street, Oberlin

Pride Institute at Solutions

Senex Eldercare Counseling Jeffrey Mostade

12200 Fairhill Rd.,#B-401, Cleveland

Affirmations918S. Front St., Cols 43206

COLUMBUS AREA CODE 614

AKRON, CANTON, KENT AREA CODE 330

Columbus Gay-Lesbian Info Line

Dayton Gay-Lesbian Hotline 7 to 11pm.. Erie, Pa., Info Line

Free Clinic of Cleveland 12201 Euclid Gay-Lesbian Youth Hotline Sun-Thu 7-10pm, Fri-Sat 7-midnight

614-299-7764

17008 Lorain Ave. Cleveland

216-476-2253

800-342-5429

•Worship and church school, Sun 10:30 am Lutherans Concerned

371-5252

.......... 937-274-1776 814-453-5656,814-456-9833

421-1793

216-721-1115

445-8277

800-347-8336

GLAAD,Report media anti-gay defamation

800-429-6334

Helmuth Psychological Associates

Morgantown, W.V.Gay-Les. Switchboard

304-292-4292

3200 W. Market St., Akron 44333

"Gay Talk Radio" Sun. 2pm, WXUT 88.3 FM Toledo Live call-in

419-530-4172

.873-9866

National Gay-Lesbian Hotline

Nova Behavioral Research

Mon-Fri 6-10 pm, Sat noon-5

888-843-4564

"GayWaves" Friday 7pm, WRUW91.1 FM Cleveland

111 Tremont, S.W., Massillon ..

216-368-2208

833-4132

Ohio State Univ. Gay-Lesbian Alliance

614-292-9212

Reserve Psychological Consultants

929-1326

Project Inform, AIDS treatments

96 Graham Road #A, Cuyahoga Falls

347 Dolores #301,S.F., Ca. 94110.

800-822-7422

ELECTROLYSIS

Maureen O'Beraigh, C.T., Electrolysis Lakw......

FINANCIAL SERVICES

AmEx Financial Toby D.Oster Cle... 216-447-8870 ext.267

AmEx Financial Tim Jenkins Clev.

Nations Credit Financial Services

6901 Rockside Rd., Independence

FLOWERS & PLANTS

Vaseto Vase, 10431 Clifton Blvd, Cleve

FURNITURE

Brewster & Stroud, Westlake

Rape Crisis Center, Cleveland

216-619-6192

"In the Company of Womyn❞ Sun. 9-11 pm,

WXUT 88.3 FM, Toledo

Rape Helpline, Columbus

614-267-7020

............

216-228-8886

Rape, Abuse, Incest National Network

800-656-4673

"Lesbian-Gay-Bi Report" Mon & Sat 11:30pm, Cable Ch.21, Cols.

Sexual Health Infomation Line

Tue, Wed, Thur6-10pm

614-262-3556

Teen Crisis Hotline, GLBT &questioning

Trevor Project 24-hour

800-850-8078

216-447-8870ext.277 216-440-0900

Toledo Referral Line, PRO-Domrose Foundation

4 pm to 10 pm

419-472-2364

Townhall 1124-hour helpline

Ravenna, 330-296-2255

Walk-in 8am-8pm, 123 S. Water St, Kent

330-678-4357

440-842-7200

RADIO & TELEVISION

"AIDS Update" Sun 7:30 pm, Thur 11:30am cable channel21, Columbus

"Alternating Currents" Sat. 3-5pm, WAIF 88.3 FM Cincinnati 513-961-8900

"Hold That Door" Thursday, 10:00p.m.-midnight, WUJC 88.7 FM, Cleveland

•Also Tues and Thurs, 9:30 pm, Athens public access channel "This Way Out" Thursday, 5:30pm, WCSB 89.3 FM, Clev "This Way Out" Monday, 7:30 pm, WOBC91.5FM, Oberlin REAL ESTATE

Century 21 Beyond 2000, Mark Snyder

6370 York Road, Parma

Rev. Bill Newberry Unitarian Universalist minister Committment vows

Noble Rd. Presbyterian Church Sun 10am,2780 Noble, Cleve. Hts.

Pilgrim Congregational Church, UCC ▼ Sun 10:30 am, Thu 6 pm, 2592 W 14, Cle.

Southwest Unitarian Universalst Church P.O.Box 360002, Strongsville 44136 www.swuu.org •Sept-June, Sun 10:30 am, Center Jr. High Sch, 10300 Pearl, Strong'vl • 1st, 3rd Thu 7:30pm, Meditation, YWCA, 13169 Smith, Middlb'g Hts

• Echoes of ending relationships, 2nd, 4th Thu 7:30 pm, call for info St. John's Episcopal Church Sun 11 am

2600 Church, Cleve (Ohio City)

Trinity Cathedral (Episcopal) Euclid at E. 22nd, Cleveland http://community.cleveland.com/cc/trinity

P.O. Box 20088, Shaker Hts. 44120

.321-4845

•4th Fri., Hope Lutheran Church, Taylor & Northvale, Cleveland Hts.

More Light Presbyterians 2780 Noble, Clev Hts •2nd Sat 5:30 pm, potluck and program

................ 932-1458

Olmsted Unitarian Universalist Congregation 5050 Porter, N. Olmsted

Simpson United Methodist Church 8519 Clark Ave., Cleveland

614-224-2288

767-1653

382-0660

440-777-6622

861-7388

281-9776

..............

440-816-1686

..... 781-5546

771-3630

WomenSpace Helpline, Cleveland

........216-631-1441

Monday-Friday 10am-4pm

216-696-3100

ERA Lentz Associates, Inc., Debbie Kidd Cleveland

Trinity Lutheran Ch, 16400 Detroit Av Lake'd

226-8087

216-227-KIDD(227-5433)

•Sun 10:30am www.corecomm.net/~trinitylutheran/

252-5828

Youngstown P-FLAG Helpline (24hr) AIDS Helpline,

330-747-2696

Progressive Urban Real Estate

216-619-9696

330-742-8796

Jim Muhic, Jill Angelović, Keith Brown, Michele Anderson, Danny Schafer, Ted Theophylactos

Unitarian Universalist Society of Cleveland ▼ 2728 Lancashire, Cleveland Hts.

932-1898

• 11 am Sun, worship; 3rd Tue 7 pm, Gay-Lesbian U.U.

440-808-8000

INSURANCE

4001 Detroit Ave., Cleveland

United Church of Christ Coalition for

Chagrin Falls

440-247-3355

Real Estate Mortgage Corp.

440-356-5363

Lesbian-Gay Concerns

861-7388

House of Mastick 14047 Madison, Lakwd

Allstate Insurance, Don Kramer

216-221-6848

20325 Center Ridge Rd. #220, Rocky River

•4th Sun. 7 pm, Pilgrim UCC, 2592 West 14th St., Cleve. (Tremont)

Norka Futon Cleveland Heights

13324 Madison, Lakewood (Cleveland)

216-221-6263

216-371-8489

Lakewood 216-226-2660

Akron 330-253-9330

American Family Insurance, Richard Robinson

4660 Duke Dr. #110,Mason (Cincinnati).

513-336-8706

Realty One, John Lauro Cleveland johnlauro.realtor.com Office.................. 216-991-8400 Voicemail 216-999-2056

Urban Hope Unitarian Universalist Cong..

631-4981

3204 Lorain, Clev. (Box 94184, Clev.44101)

556-3316

GIFTS, CARDS, & T-SHIRTS

State Farm, Jean Jones

Big Fun 1827 Coventry Rd, Cleve Hts................. Clifton Web11512 Clifton, Cleveland

216-371-4386

1653 Merriman Rd. #108, Akron 44313 Betsy Warner

330-864-8866

216-961-1120

2479 Lee Blvd., Cleveland Hts.44118..

216-932-6900

Night Sweats & T-Cells 277 Martinel Drive, Kent 44240 Premiere Screening, Screen printing Kent..

RELICIOUS & SPIRITUAL GROUPS

CLEVELAND AREA CODE 216 (440 WHERE NOTED)

Archwood United Church of Christ ▼

•1st Sun 5pm, Meditiation; ⚫3rd Sun 5 pm, New American Sprituality West Shore Unitarian Universalist Church ▼

20401 Hilliard, Rocky River.

440-333-2255

Zion United Church of Christ Sun 10:30 am, 2716 W. 14th, Clev. (Tremont)

861-2371

330-673-2808

JEWELERS

2800 Archwood Ave., Cleveland

351-1060

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•Gay-lesbian book discuss'n, 2nd Mon, Borders Westlake, 961-5751

COLUMBUS AREA CODE 614

•Worship Sun 9 & 11 am

SKIN & TANNING SALONS

Keith Jewelers

26117 Brookpark Rd., North Olmsted

•Grace Celebration, share joy, singing, Thur6pm

"Always our Children" group, 3rd Sun 1 pm, St. Francis Church 386 Buttles

440-734-6677

B'nai Emeth (Jewish)

556-1764

Aesthetics Skin Care Center

216-381-1300

Marlen Jewelers

Calvary Lutheran Ch., 1761 Bairsford, Cols

299-5781

864-1301

14100 Cedar Road Suite 320, University Heights

19525 Detroit Rd, Rocky River

440-331-9004

HEALTH CARE

Nicholas Jewelers,2161S.Green Rd., Univ.Hts. Rinaldi Jewelers 2028 East 9th St., Clev

216-381-3075

c/o West Shore UU Ch, 20401 Hilliard, Rocky River 44116 •Services Fri. 8 pm and Sat. 10:30 am, Torah study Sat 9:15 am Chevrei Tikva (Jewish) P.O. Box 18120,

216-566-0603

Cleveland Hts.44118-0120

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932-5551

Lakewood Hospital

216-529-7020

JL SERVICES

•Shabbat, 1st & 3rd Fri 8 pm, Unitarian Society, 2728 Lancashire, Cleveland Heights

Chiropractic Health Services, Dr. David Budny

16900 Detroit Avenue, Lakewood

216-228-6622

Alice Paul Direct Mail Service

Community Family Medicine

3121 Bridge Ave, Cleveland

216-631-8646

•Locations vary for Torah study, 3rd Sat; Kesher class, 3rd Sun Christian Bible Study Group

• Sun 10:30 am; http://www.calvaryoh.com/

Catholic Gay Men's Support Group

64 W. Lane Ave., Cols. 43201

Dignity (Catholic)P.O.Box 82001, Cols 43202 dignitygc@aol.com

•2nd & 4th Sun. 6 pm, First Cong. Ch., 444 East Broad St., Cols. First Baptist Church of Granville

.291-4674

451-6528

www.dignitygc.org

YMCA, 3200 Franklin Ave., Cleveland.

341-3729

115W. Broadway, Granville 43023 First Church of Religious Science

3281 N High St., Columbus 43214.

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Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

DEARTH IN THE BAIANCE

353

AS THE BASKETBALL OF THE PRESIDENCY ROLLS PRECARIOUSLY AROUND THE RIM OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE, OUR LONGTIME FRIENDS GATHER FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER.

IT'S THE MATH THAT FASCINATES ME. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF A HUNDRED MILLION INDIVIDUAL VOTES RESULTING IN UTTER STATISTICAL EQUILIBRIUM?

IT'S NOT CHANCE, AND IT'S NOT EQUILIBRIUM. IT'S STAGNATION. TWO BANKRUPT PARTIES CANCELLING EACH OTHER OUT.

SO FAR THE MANUAL RECOUNT IN PALM BEACH COUNTY HAS YIELDED A NET GAIN OF TWO VOTES FOR GORE.

Florida Recous

FOR GOD'S SAKE, TURN IT OFF! WE'RE EATING!

THERE'S NO TURKEY BECAUSE MEEMA FORGOT TO GET THE UNFROZEN ONE AT THE CO-OP AND THE OTHER ONE'S MELTING IN THE BATHTUB.

I'M GLAD THERE'S NO TURKEY. IT'S LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN I WASN'T THE ONLY VEGETARIAN IN THIS LOT.

IMO HAS TO STAY PURE SO SHE CAN INTERCEDE FOR THE REST OF US ON JUDGMENT DAY.

I THINK SHE ALREADY DID. IF SHE AND HER 88,000 FRIENDS IN FLORIDA HADN'T VOTED FOR NADER, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS:

ENOUGH POLITICS! I'D LIKE IT IF WE COULD ALL TAKE A MIN. UTE BEFORE WE EAT TO SAY WHAT WE'RE THANKFUL FOR.

WHAT, LIKE SAY GRACE?

2000 BY ALISON BECHDEL

WELL, YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH

GRACE?

CLARICE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE'D HAVE VOTED AT ALL IF THE ONLY OPTIONS WERE GUSH AND BORE?

SILLY ME! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU WOULD HAVE JUST HELD YOUR BREATH TILL YOU TURNED BLUE!

I'LL START! I'M THANKFUL THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, AND EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, WE'RE ALL STILL SO CLOSE.

I HOPE BUSH DOES WIN. MAYBE THE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY WILL FINALLY WAKE UP!

IT IS SO SAD, AND SO TYPICAL, THAT YOU CAN ONLY CONCEIVE OF FUNCTIONING IN THE UNDERDOG POSITION.

AT LEAST I HAVEN'T LOST TOUCH WITH THE UNDERDOGS, LIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.

IS GRACE

OVER?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT DEFINITELY SEEMS TO BE ON HIATUS.